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If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

It's times like these I wish I were an ostrich.

Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!
Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

don't flatter yourself, I sent a friend request not a marriage proposal

I'm too old for this shit.