Rohful’s most recent Quotables

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.

Sperm is like lending someone less than a fiver. You can't really ask for it back

Why won't that stupid bitch let me propose to her?

Nothing means anything to you, does it? Friendship, loyalty - they're just fusty old words like sixpence and codpiece to you, aren't they?

Brilliant Mark. My mate and your woman have just gone off to f*ck each other. What are we gonna do now? Go and make a tent in the living room and eat Dairylea? Is that what you want? Because that's what's gonna happen.

Note to self re: being the Fonz. Mark, you are not the Fonz.