Release Quotes

Sticking feathers up your butt doesnt make you a chicken

Sticking feathers up your butt doesnt make you a chicken

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one."

Be the change that you want to see in the world.

Be the change that you want to see in the world.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return.

I often quote myself - it adds spice to my conversation.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen

I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.

To see a world in a grain of sand
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour.

When I said I wanted to be a comedian, all my family laughed. Well they're not laughing now.

When love is not madness, it is not love.

Now that's a very, very bad idea. You should stay away from your potential. I mean that is something you should leave absolutely alone. You'll mess it up! It's potential, leave it! And anyway, it's like your bank balance, you always have a lot less than you think.

Now that's a very, very bad idea. You should stay away from your potential. I mean that is something you should leave absolutely alone. You'll mess it up! It's potential, leave it! And anyway, it's like your bank balance, you always have a lot less than you think.

If we all did the things we are capable of doing we would literally astound ourselves.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.