Erik Bell Quotes

Its January 31st 2012, and it is 60 degrees in the City of Chicago, but that's not global warming, nah. The religious folk say that God is just opening his arms and giving the world a big hug today.

It's not my fault, don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

Just because I choose to act unethically, does not mean that I don't know what the right way is

Yeh well don't tell me thats how it is... The publisher might change the cover of the book but the chapters stay the same

Don't tell me that something is Gold when it turns Green in the shower

Having an extremely hot girl as a platonic friend is like someone giving a kid in a wheel chair a ball...Wow Jeez Mr. Thanks alot for the football, that was awfully nice of you.

The Law is just like a religion. It contradicts itself, it has 50 exceptions to every rule, if you know everything about it you'll be in a better place, and it is wielded by the discretion of men of the cloth to progress their own prerogatives.

To me having sex is like visiting Disney World, its fun, its exciting, and I try to visit as much as possible

I don't understand all the sick people need to do is band together and kill Bil Gates and Warren Buffet. They are donating $30 Billion apiece to communicable disease research when they die. Some terminally ill bastard needs to take one for the team and kill them. What are they going to do, give someone with pancreatic cancer life imprisonment, good luck with that.

I know I'm an asshole, God made me this way and then he covered me in sugar.